This classy, elderly, white lady prefers a quiet life. Therefore, she has taken up residence well into Timanfaya National Park, where mere mortals are banned.
All you can do, is politely ask Pico Partido or Tinguatón to lift you up a bit, so you can sneak a peak at her elegant curves. A telephoto lens and a healthy dose of paparazzi mentality will get you a picture.
But I'd love to see her face...